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So, I was on Twitch when Twitch support came on, and notified me that they have caught a malaware in my computer (By Watching the stream), They told me to delete my system32 which didn t work to fix it. After this they found that it spread to my XBOX, so I bricked it, in able to fix my laptop, I had to

So, I was on Twitch when Twitch support came on, and notified me that they have caught a malaware in my computer (By Watching the stream), They told me to delete my system32 which didn t work to fix it. After this they found that it spread to my XBOX, so I bricked it, in able to fix my laptop, I had to de-magnetize the electrodes by covering my battery in tin foil and sticking it in the microwave.
After that, I set fire to my XBOX and laptop because the malaware had Fully Magnitized the electrodes, Of course it was in a pile on my desk so all I lost was some school work (I didn t set 2 seperate fires and it didn t spread far). After this Twitch Tech support took my key, and then the malaware aired porn to my stream! HELP! I need to remove this malaware before it spreads to my family! PLEASE HELP! HOW DO I REMOVE IT!

Other answer:

Maxwell:
Open all the windows in your house 'cause malware HATES fresh air then spread salt on the OUTSIDE of your front door, so when it trys to run away from the fresh air it can't come back in. Once outside, the sunlight and fresh air will noodle it !! ALL FIXED !! That will be three thousand dollars….
nobby:
Maxwell, you are too stupid to own anything with a battery. Go and watch some cartoons.
Aerialnine:
In order to save your family from becoming " malware zombies "…….you'll need a chain saw….several gallons of gas….a single match……( you'll know what to do )….
chrisjbsc:
Reinstall the operating system.

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