I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTEDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM SHOUTING AT THEM OVER THE INTERNET. THIS IS A PROBLEM LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE AND TEARING MY FAMILY APART. I JUST WANT TO BE WHOLE AGAIN. PLEASE HELP!!
Bill: This is what you do. Take your computer back to the store where you purchesed it and tell the salesman you want to return the computer and your money refunded. When he asks why, tell him your too stupid to own a computer.
Find caps lock on the keyboard, press it once and everything will have returned to normal.
Left side of keyboard: Right above the SHIFT key is the CAPS LOCK key. Hit it once.
Do not respond
Just kill yourself
uNFORTUNATELY oNCE yOU sET tHE cAP lOCK, iT iS pERMANENT. yOUR oNLY oPTION iS tO dISINHERIT yOUR fAMILY, kILL aLL yOUR fRIENDS, aND jOIN a bUDDHIST mONASTERY wHERE tHEY hAVE nO cOMPUTERS.